- "Hey Kids! The Easter Bunny left you Kale Chips and Tofu!" (Easter sucks if your parents are vegan)
- And Jesus said, "Dressing thy children in pastel colors doesn't hide the fact they are douchebags."
- RT @radioface1983: Kicking off my Sunday right @adamraycomedy @funnybrad #AboutLastNight http://t.co/ChcPXQoaFM
- Between showing my set on #AttellUnderground and Katt Williams special, @ComedyCentral is showing mad love to midgets tonight
- RT @mpkid13: The amount of love and respect @funnybrad just got from that 5 min act is insane....instantly most famous midget in America