- TLC has cancelled Honey Boo Boo but Mama June will still earn money as she just got cast on "Whale Wars"
- I don't know what the set up is, but the punchline is "Neil Patrick Terrorist"
- You've worked hard all week! You deserve to see a dwarf holding a puppy. http://t.co/pCPVrd8Lqx
- Three most effective forms of birth control: condoms, pills, and assembling IKEA furniture as a couple.
- Took my 2nd self-defense class, so anyone who feels like attacking me with a slow right handed punch better watch the hell out