- Hello front desk? Can I get a wake up call? You're 30, single, and you're quality of life will decrease with every passing year Thanks
- @jerrycferrara Heard a rumor you're going to be on my podcast I do with @AdamRayComedy Hope I can replace Kevin Hart as your favorite dwarf
- It's @PaulyShore day on the AboutLastNightPodcast! Listen to Adam and me talk with the Weasel on iTunes Stitcher... http://t.co/7lprBP9SPZ
- My online dating profile reads "enjoys long romantic walks to the fridge"
- Before Odell Beckham Jr made that catch, Eli Manning whispered "up up down down left right left right b a start"