- Mom-Get your life together Me-No Dad-Get your life together Me-No (Twitter suggests I follow Justin Bieber) Me-I got to get my life together
- @kroqkom if given the choice to side with Oprah, a genius billionaire entrepreneur, or you...I pick Oprah. #SheCanPronounceVowels
- Stop looking at this tweet and drive asshole
- @thekevinryder Does that make BeerMug the Candy Corn of the @KevinAndBean show?
- @clydetombaugh The plane is still missing.