- Took my 2nd self-defense class, so anyone who feels like attacking me with a slow right handed punch better watch the hell out
- @audious757 @EddieIfft you're an asshole if you don't. Those wrestlers gotta eat
- An inspiring chat with super manager @BarryKatz in this week's AboutLastNightPodcast. Avail on #iTunes #Stitcher... http://t.co/2BKu0iN008
- Vegas! I'll be performing Friday Oct 24 at the Mandalay Bay at 9pm and at South Point Casino at midnight. Come get weird
- Yeah, but has anyone ever NOT gotten laid because they have a Zack Morris poster?