- Since my special "Fun Size" aired, fans started bringing me fun size candy at my shows. Next special will be called "Hot Bi-sexual Brunette"
- @MintMilana I was involved in a tragic spelling accident years ago. We lost a lot of good men out there. It's hard to talk about
- Without spell check, I'd never spell the word "definately" right. You're dumb too cause it's spelled wrong in this post and ya didn't notice
- Wish there was an app where you take a pic of a woman then tell you if she's into guys who know all the lyrics to the Anamaniacs theme song
- @RalphGarman Even in announcing a wonderful event, still can't help but drop a name. #LovePOB #GoodFriendOfMine https://t.co/DAaiQND3jb