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- Hartford, CT! I'm at the Hartford Funny Bone March 26-29. Come get your frozen leg humped
- Just tried to text "hot rod" but it auto corrected to "hot God" and boom! I just came up with the title of Kirk Cameron's next movie
- Maple glazed salmon? Excellent choice sir. Might I recommend paring that with a Pinot Grigio and the "Mayfair" instagram filter?
- Somewhere, a tilt-a-whirl is missing its operator. https://t.co/gFV8KHvMp6