- RT if you're having sex right now
- I wonder what Honey Boo Boo is putting frosting on right now
- RT @shane5911: Loving my new #ABLN shirt @adamraycomedy @funnybrad Thanks! @estoymerch If you don't know, check out http://t.co/EfJEfha…
- I'm not sure which was better, the movie Gone Girl or watching couples give each other suspicious death stares after seeing Gone Girl
- Biggest lies in history: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" "Mission accomplished" and "Just saw this text"