- @alyssa_mantilia make sure to say hi after the show.
- Kid pounded on my hotel door at 7am on Sat and I answered hungover in my underwear so now the child thinks trolls are real
- Cop: sir why did you call child protective services? this mother even made her kids cookies. Man: gluten free Cop: lock her up
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