- @sarahtiana story of my life
- "And what are you supposed to be?" Do you have any gluten free candy? "Oh, you're a douchebag"
- I don't understand how men disrespect women and treat them like disposable possessions *puts on v-neck shirt* Oh now I get it.
- San Francisco! Come laugh after your halloween hangover with me as I'll be headlining @CobbsComedyClub Nov 1 for two shows.
- BONUS episode of the AboutLastNightPodcast out today with @AdamRayComedy interviewing NKOTB Joey McIntyre!... http://t.co/2WXCpHB0GX