- Still unpacking my San Francisco apartment. #R2DBag http://t.co/jFAlAq8wuK
- Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start...Is it Friday now?
- Which sounds more professional? "Hairy ass" or "fuzzy bum." Trying to get my resume together
- @KroqChip With Manning, Lynch, and Julius Thomas on my bench with byes, I'm expecting my fantasy team to go "Full Dolphins"
- Not sure anyone will swipe right with that strange, dwarf-like growth on your back. http://t.co/WDxY8fgVNC