- Just sneezed while driving on the freeway, in case any of you ladies are searching for a man who lives dangerously.
- @jaymohr37 Happiness is saying "Rae Dawn Chong" in the @BarryKatz voice
- Fight Club 2014--"Rule #3 of Fight Club, you do not bring peanut or peanut related products to Fight Club"
- Best workout since the ShakeWeight! http://t.co/FJpg9aEAhQ
- RT @groomingal89: Didn't know how funny @peteholmes was until I heard him on #AboutLastNight w/ @funnybrad @adamraycomedy Hilarious impress…